Bujji The Mass:Part III(Final)

Bujji collects all her details and gets a post paid conenction similar to her number.
Nithya is class mate of one of Gopi’s friend Shakila. So Gopi tells Shakila to bring Nithya to Canteen just like that. Similarly Gopi and Bujji will go to like a coincidence.
They will sit in the same table and give mutual intro then Gopi will tell Shakila to come out to discuss some important matter so that Bujji and Nithya can sit alone.
This is Gopi’s plan.
And Luckily it worked out well.they were speaking for alomost half an hour. Excahanged their email ids.

Gopi’s room.
Status meeting.

Bujji:do you think,she will see my orkut profile?
Gopi:dai,usual ah,girls ku curiosity adhigam,defenite ah she’ll see your orkut profile.
On seeing similar interest,sure ah dream ku pova.because,cinema life and real life go together for girls
Bujji:paklam.

Gopi was right. Their relationship developed scrap by scrap and step by step.
They interchanged gmail IDs. Most of the time they used to chat and finally she gave her mobile number officialy.

Nithya:this is my number,Bujji.98942-74703 (Guys,who are reading this post,this is an unanymous number for story,Indha number ku dial pannittu,Nithya kooda kadalai podalam nu nenakadhinga.Ins edutha apram adhuku naan poruppu illa :P)
Bujji:Wow..My number is 98946-74703.ore madhiri irukku la?i am using ths number for the past 2 yyeas
Nithya:Bujji,I cannot believe it.
Bujji:Me Tooooooo

Cut.Scene open panna Dubai

Dhubbatta,Dhubatta..Un kannathula appatta song,,
After that song

Scene opening.

Their friend ship blossomed and one fine day our mass hero proposed and she accepted.

Bujji was so happy. He was running towards Gopi’s room.
In Gopi Room,Some other project discussion was going on. Bujji was in tears on seeing the dedication of Gopi.
You may all wonder why I kept the title Bujji-The mass inspite of Gopi doing all the hard work
Wait and read the prologue

Prologue

It was a real life incident happened to my college senior,it was narrated to my other senior friends. I have changed their names and Ideas and re-touched with some comic dialogues.
And Today:
Bujji was placed in Tata Honeywell and Nithya was placed in CTS.after a long struggle both of their parents accepted their marriage.
Unfortunately Nithya met an accident and she could not walk properly after that and she resigned her job since she could not work in this condition. Bujji’s parents were not interested in this marriag and wanted him to marry some other girl.But Bujji stood and fought for his love and convinced his parents.
Their marriage is going to happen this February :-)
i dedicate this story to Bujji’s Love.
And I wish them a happy married life.
A Royal Salute to Bujji and his True Love-A Real Hero

Bujji-The Mass:Part-II

Nexr day morning
5.30 am
Still its raining.
Bujji knocking Ram’s Room.

Ram:Dai Edupatta payale,mid-night la,inga enna panra?
BV:Ram,Forgot?you told me to come today morning to discuss about my Love(Bujji Blushes)
Ram:dai,I told you to come only in morning,not at 5.30.Po.
Ram:Seri,vandhu thola.i cant sleep after this.
BV:thanx ram
Ram:Dai,I am already handling a couple of projects so,I have referred you to Gopi.
He’ll handle your project.
BV:Thanx Ram.Bye

Ram closes the door and takes the mobile in his hand. :P

Gopi’s Room
7.30 am

Already a project discussion was going on. After that meeting,

BV:Gopi,Ram would have told all the matter.
Gopi: No,Kayalvizhi told.
BV:What?Kayalvizhi??How come she knows about it?i never told.
Gopi:Cool.This is Networks
BV:Epdi?Edpi?Epdi?
Gopi:Edhukku ithana Epdi?
BV:Seri..Epdi?
Gopi:Apdi Kelu.myself and Ram wont tak with each other.So Ram told the matter to Kayalvizhi and she conveyed it.
BV:Ooohhhhh
Gopi:Oh podatha.Summa Computer Networks la 93% vaanguna mattum podadhu.epdi use pandrathu nu theryanum.
BV:Ok.aama,adhu yaaru Kayalvizhi?
Gopi:Commissioner ponnu.why?
BV:Onnum illaye.
Gopi:So.are you confident?
BV:100%.School la ye naan all-rounder,theryuma?
Gopi:School la all-rounder than,but ipo nee aalu round ah ,gunda,SPB madhiri irukiye?
BV:Enna panlam,neeye sollu
Gopi:I have a plan for you.
Here it is.
1)Have a look at that girl’s orkut profile.she would have written some blah-blah reel about her.take a copy of that.
2)Change your Orkut profile similar to that profile like being in same communities,same actor interests etc.,etc.
3)Change your profile na,aarva kolaru la,’E’ adichan copy pannadha.same meaning but different words.
4)Follow her scraps and her replies so that you can know her well.

5)Usually girls share all ‘secret informations’ in Scraps.avoloda friends yaaru namma college nu paaru,avala vechu intro kudukren. After that,its your talent to pick her up.
BV:Ok Gopi.
Gopi:Modalla,ava Orkut album ah oru copy eduthuttu vaa.adha nee oru album pottu vechukko.ok va?
BV:innikke poi album Senjaren.
Gopi:Innikke,appam than seiya mudiyum,naliku than album seiya mudyum.today server down in college,so no internet.
BV:Ok.
Gopi:try to get her phone number and change your phone connection to post paid because while getting a post paid connection you have an option to select your own number. So select the last five digits similar to her last five digits.
BV:Kalakure Gopi.
Gopi:Saathu. Poi velaya paaru.by the way,whats her name?
BV:Nithya(Bujji blushes)
Gopi:Ok.do all these and meet me tomorrow morning in status meeting.

To Be Continued. Will End in Next Post.

Bujji - The Mass

Bujji:The Mass-Part 1





One more Midnight incident :-)

Voice Over:Enna pandrathu,most of the funny things happen only in midnight for me.

12:43 am

Amrita University College Hostel,Coimbatore,



It was raining heavily outside.Ram was studying for next year’s exams(Manasatchi:edura aruvaala)Cool.He was sending and receiving sms’.

Some one knocked the door.It was Parthasarathy Bujjikonda vedantham,( (His full name) )the fruit guy of the class,knocking.

Ram: dai ,ennada indha nerathula?

Bujji :Ram,I want to talk to you.

Ram:Sollittu Seekram Kelambu.Neraya padikanum

Bujji : Ram,you know my brother Gopalsamy bujjiko….Ram Interrupted..Daiiiiiiii

Bujji:ok..ok..you know my brother,Right?
Ram:yeah.Ena aachu avanukku?

Bujji:He got a girl friend.
Ram:Comedy panna time illa unakku,Rascal.Poitu va
Bujji:Nejama.He told me.
Ram:Enna da solra?avan unna vida Pazham aache.avan yaara correct pannan(
Bujji:He didn’t correct a girl,that girl corrected him

Ram:Mudila.Nee konjam theliva sollu.


Flashback



Parthasarathy Bujji and Gopalsamy Bujji used to have lunch together for the past 20 years.

And today

PB:Thambi,vaa pa lunch polam
GB:Anna,today I cant come to lunch with you,in fact,I will not come with you for lunch here after

PB:Thambiiii.. Enna pa solra?

GB:I got a girl friend and I am going to lunch with her

PB:Epdi pa?

GB:I have an orkut account na,many of my friends wrote good testimonial for me and on seeing that ,Second year Latha proposed to me and I accepted.


Flashback cut



Ram:Testimonial la matrimonial ah.Note pannunga da,note pannunga da.

PB:Adhunala….

Ram:Adhunala..

PB:Annan irukkum podhu,thambi ku girl friend kedakradhu murai illa la?

Ram:konjam over ah than pora.keel kondu sollu.

PB:Enakkum oru GF venum.Nee than help pananum.
Ram:Dai,venam da.

PB:Awwwww..PB starts crying and tells

PB:Neenga enakku Annan madhiri

Ram:ennadhu?

PB:Annan madhiri

Ram:aama va?

PB:aama.

Ram:Seri,Help panni tholaikaren.yaarachum manasu la vechuruppiye?solli thola.
PB:Hariniiiii

Ram:Seruppu.Adhu un 2nd Anni.

PB:Appo 1st Anni?

Ram;(Inside)adhan un thambi thallittu poitan la.(Outside)adhelam unakku edhukku.matter ku vaa

PB:Nalikku search panittu solren.

Ram:Seringa Google

PB:One more doubt.

Ram:Dai,saavadikama poda.
PB:how much should I have to invest in this monthly?

Ram:Idhu enna business project ah?

PB:around 500 will do ,right?

Ram:Dai Dog,Tharai thodaikira Sarasu va correct panna ve 500 venum.unakku ellam help panren paru.
PB:he he.Sorry,By the way,Sarasu va correct panna 500 venum nu unakku epdi theryum
Ram.Poiru da.

PB:One more doubt.

Ram:Enna kannu?Innum nee polaya?
PB:Enakku Asin romba pudikum.andha madhiri kedaikuma?

Ram:Asin ah?Asin-gama thittira poren.

PB:illa Ram,Asin madhiri try panna than,Cousin madhiri yachum kedaikum.adha sonnen.
Ram:Dai Bujji,Modhalla stop this mokka jokes.automatic ah set aagum
PB:Kalaila varen.we will discuss about the plans tomorrow morning.
Ram(Inside)Night oda Night ah Room ah mathanum. (Outside).Sure.


To be Continued..

MidNight-II

Midnight –Part II

Mid Night 12:43 am

I was watching DD News in Hall in Mute.(Manasaatchi:”Ada paavi..Mute la enna DD News?”

I was horrified by a scream of a lady shouting “Help”.

I switched off the TV,took the physics book and went inside bedroom to wake my dad.(You may ask why I took my book?Wait….)

It was Geetha akka who was screaming for help.Some thief tried to enter her home,it seems.She and her father was staying in their home.

Dad:dai,enna da?
Me:wake up,somebody entered neighbour’s house.
Dad:Enna solra?iru varen.Thoongama enna innum padichuttu irukka?romba strain pannikadha(idhukku than book)

Mean while,Some one called to our land line number.it was geetha akka.she told to dad someone entered and asked for help.(I guessed it correctly )
Dad called the police and called her again and told her not to open any door
We saw from our balcony that some body running around their house,here and there.

Within ten minutes two constables came and tried to enter their home but Geetha didn’t open the door.
Here was the misunderstanding.
Police thought the thief is inside the home. But Geetha akka thought the persons who were trying to enter the home is thief.No one attended the phone in their home.

Police 1:Open the door,we are police
Geetha: poda ___ (a very bad word). I know you are thief.

Finally the constable tried and entered their house through a window which was half opened by that thief. Oops,he got a bash in his head by cricket bat.(Courtesy:Geetha) thinking the thief entered.
Here the Weapon supplier is me and it was my cricket bat,I used to keep in their home because according to official records I stopped playing cricket since it was 10th public exams)

I was horrified on seeing this.if police arrests me for weapon supply,then my future plans,IAS ,marrying Cameroon Diaz??? Goshhhh..

It took half an hour for police to explain to horrified geetha about who were who.
Then all the formalities were over and police decided to guard them for that night since she was so horrified.

Now the twist

Next Day Morning:7 am
Milkman was running towards the police.

Constable 1: Enna ya?
Milk man: sir,pakkathu street la 4 number veetla yaaro rendu kalavaani pasanga ,veetla irundhavangala adich pottuttu,kalavaanduttu poittaanga
Constable 1 : ??!!!!!!Ennaya panlam?
Real Story ends here.what follows is my work :P
Constable 2:ipdiye pona Ins(short form for Inspector) thittuvaru,vandhadhukku indha paal kaarana thookkittu poralam.
C1:dai,un mela sandhegama irukku,vaa station ku.


Note: It was a real incident happened in teachers colony,erode in 1999. Just re-touched with some comic dialogues.

MidNight !! (With English Sub-title)

http://arun-don.blogspot.com

Mid Night -12:43 am
OK. I have decided. I am going to write Blog.
Morning 8 am
I have to share this news with anyone. and want to see their reactions or appreciations.

Scene-1(in fact Bulb-1)

Me: appa.
Dad:solluppa
Me:I am going to write blog today.
Dad:good.Nalla padichurukkiya?Nalla eludhittu vaa.poitu vaa.varum podhu Driver ah vara sollu.
Me Inside ; Super Opening.But Arun,don’t loose your heart.your brother is there,tell him.

Scene-2(B-2)

Me: dai
Bro:Soldra(
Me:I am going to start with my first blog today.
Bro:ahh..dai get me one blog also da..plz da..all my friends are having da..daii plz da..
Me: romba super da chellam.i should not have told to a monkey who is having 6 arrears in 5 papers.
Me Inside:Don’t worry.tell mum. She knows you than any one else..come on

Scene-3(B3)

Me:amma
Ma:sollu kannu
Me:Blog eludha poren iniku.
Ma.Seri Kannu.Lunch ku vandhuru.Carrot senju vechurukken.ipo enna Idli ya dosai ya.
Me:ammmaaaaaaaaaa :(

Scene-4(B4)

Dad:polaya inum.
Neighbour Uncle:appa told me pa.Good..If you have any doubt ask my son.he knows everything.. Me: hmm.Ok uncle
N.U:He s in Dubai.
Me:idhukku than indha build up ah?(Outside); Ok uncle
Arun,why do you worry?your friends are there. They know you much better.
Yes.Friendsssss :)

Scene 5

Me: Machis,am going to write blog.
Friends:Looking at each other
Me:???!!!am going to write blog da..
Friends:No response
Me:Enna da??
Friends:Machi….. Treat,Treat,Treat…
Me: :( Ponga da dai..blog writing postponedddd………………………