Usually it is very difficult to get the correct reviews from our people(friends,relatives,parents).I normally face a very difficult time when selecting some thing like mobile,dress or movie reviews when asked. They used to say ‘good’,’nice’,’fine’ just for our faces. So we never get the real review and finally end up with getting bulbs.
And Finally I found out a way to get the right review.
Here are some examples.Hope it is useful for you.
Item:Shirt
Reviewer:Mum
Me:Amma,I bought this Shirt yesterday.How is it?
Amma:Yes,its good da.It Matches you well
Me:Thanks Ma.
My Idea
Me:Amma,This shirt is Really Bad.
Amma:Yes da,What colour have you selected,Its like Ramarajan Shirt.
Worst case dialogue:Neeyum un taste,Po po…
Me: Po Po va.. ???!!!!!!!
Item:Mobile
Reviewer:Friend
Me:Dai,see my mobile da.
Friend:Good,Nice one da.Your taste is very good da.
Me:hmm..thanks da
My Idea
Me:Dai,I made a mistake by buying this mobile da.
Friend:ya,its bad da.Its battery back up is less,Resolution is less and signal coverage is low da.Its a failure model in Uganda
Me:Ada paavi,Uganda la failure aana matter lam therinju,kavuthitiye da
Worst Dialogue:Its like Soap dabba da
Me: !!!!!!
Item: :-)
Reviewer:Of Course,Friend
Friend 1:Dai,She is my Girl da.How is She?
Friend 2:Seriously?very good da.She looks like Lord Mahalakshmi in our Calendar.
Friend 1:Touched by his reply.Thanks Buddy.Lets go to restaurant.
My Idea
Friend 1:My girl is very bad da.I made a wrong Selection
Friend 2: Yes da.Face ah da adhu?sadhurama Sappaya Maruthi Omni mari. Neeyum un selection um. Kaa Thu.For Your Smartness,You deserve more da.Tell Hmm.i will bring Miss.World
Friend 1: I deserve More???(Touched by his reply).Thanks Buddy,atleast you said now.lets go to Tasmaac
Worst Dialogue:She Looks like a girl from Kingfisher Calendra da.She’ll not suit your family.
after completing this post,i showed it to my brother and asked his feedback,His reply was
"Good,Fine..as usual"
Me:As Usual ah???!!!!!"
So Be aware or Beware. Ettappans all around us.
